September 10, 2008
Advice to the Bride
Well, now that Becky has survived her honeymoon and the first week of back-to-school, it's time to further plagerize Art Linkletter and continue with some grade schoolers' advice to the bride.
And if you thought Amy's 1st graders were poetic, Sue, Becky and Steph's 3rd graders are downright profound!
[I have not edited these for spelling or grammer.]
you were a nice friend for me. I don't won't you to fight. I won't your marriage to be right for me. I am happy you have become a teacher and find a man for your self. when I grow up am going to be a teacher. ~Amra
Well, that sounds more like a eulogy than a wedding toast, but whatever.
Married people should be happy with each other. Not being mad at each other. they should have peace around their friendship. ~Sergio
*sigh* "Peace around their friendship." Is that not beautiful? Where was Sergio when I was single?
Oh. Right. In utero.
Married people should celebrate after they get married so they get to know each other. ~Darrian
Clearly, this boy has an arranged marriage in his future.
Married people should listen and agree whith each other. I wish married people never fight. ~Carlos
you should have a great time with some of your new life. life can be hard in a new life so you just pick one to be happy with your new life or no. All the time you cant let the day go fast late it go normal. ~Carla
Married people should always know if they love each other before they get married. You make sure that you get a good wedding dress.
Amen, sistah!
Marriage people should go on boats and a little bit of fun and some freedom togethere were they want. They should act happy. It is romatic to go dinning al a buffet that they like. They should be good dressed up. ~Ricardo
I hope you have a good mereg with your husden and dot'n figth wiht and have a nice baby. ~Bryan
To have a happy day don't keep secrets from each other. Tell your fiance to buy you a white bird. ~Freddy
A white bird???
I hope you get another good time with your husband. This is your dream come true. I am so happy that you are getting married. The rule is to love your husband. P.S. I hope you don't get a baby like Stewie or else he will kill you! ~Jin
Hee! How inappropriate that his parents let a third-grader watch "Family Guy," but still, that's hilarious.
To have a great merriage you should not fight. Don't have burning pictures.
Eek. I mean, seriously,... EEEEEEEEK! What the hell goes on at this kid's house?!
have good mother and you have to wash a clos and you have to kare the baby and you have to cook.
Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
to have a happy marriage you should never fight. do not cheat. be happy. always have love for them. ~Andrew
To have a nice marriage your husband should buy you a big car, buy you close, take care of you when you are sick, when you are working he will take care of the baby to. ~Damren
Okay, you gotta love this guy and his rich stay-at-home-dad outlook.
Have a happy wedding. Also this is advice for a good marriage first. you should not fight. Also you should not be mad at him. you should give Mr. Becky a back scratch. Also hug him. you should make your fiance the food that he likes. ~Brenda
Well, now, see, that's going to be a problem. Which is why I gave Becky recipe books for her wedding. What? That's a good present!
Comments
Those kids make me nostalgic. This year's group makes those kids look like rocket scientists!
Posted by: sue at September 10, 2008 06:10 PM
I hate to admit this, but I have let my 5 year old watch Family Guy with me! Luckily he doesn't get the jokes....
About a month ago he was telling the clerk at Wal-Mart optical about something funny Stewie said (which was actually something racist). I was dying of embarrassment.
Posted by: Rachelle at September 11, 2008 03:32 PM