September 08, 2008
Eagle Poop
I've hired a speaker for this big event I'm planning at work, and I know I need to get a contract for her, but I have no idea how to go about it.
So I asked my co-worker, Chris, and got this reply.
Make small leather pouch, fill it with tobacco. Go down to the lake and throw it out as far as you can while singing this song.Oh hi-ne-gi nah-dv-ga ni-hi a-go-wa-dv
na-v-i hi-a de-ga-lv-yi l-lv-yi e-ga-hiIf an eagle poops on your car within 2 days, write the terms of the contract on a green piece of paper and throw it in the lake too.
You contract should be delivered to you within 4 months.
If nothing else, one must admire his total commitment to sarcasm.
Comments
FYI - If she contracts as a speaker on a regular basis, she may have her own contract; otherwise, contact your legal department for a contract.
Posted by: The Helper at September 8, 2008 02:22 PM