September 05, 2008
More of "The Notorious Fierce Fourteen"
Back at their Ty-rrific house, the girls find gifts of clothing. "Model staples" like shoes, skinny jeans and black dresses.
Tyra Mail! "Fashion is not the only way to make a start." Or something. Translation: The girls have an election-issues-themed shoot with Mike Rosenthal. I love how Tyra keeps trying to make modeling relevent.
Marjorie is Immigration. Hee! Brittney is The Military. Clark is Bureaucracy, only she doesn't know what that word means. Hee!
Clark asks a couple girls who are as clueless as she is, and then she asks McKey. The look on McKey's face clearly says that she knows, but McKey tells her, "I'm not telling you." HA! Clark gets all pissy and indignant. I'm thinking that she doesn't know what Hypocrisy means, either.
Hannah is Nuclear Weapons. This is hilarious! I'm gonna bet that a hefty majority of these girls have never cracked a newspaper, let alone darkened the doorstep of a voting booth.
Isis is Privacy. There are other girls in the shot, behind the voting booth, in shadow. I think most of the girls are sympathetic to Isis, but somehow, the three picked to be behind her for the shoot are not fans. They cruelly heckle Isis the entire time.
But Isis doesn't take the bait. She merely says, "C'mon, ladies, don't do that," and continues to pose her ass off. I love her.
Sheena is Energy. And right outta the box, Jay tells her, "Don't make it hootch. If I see it getting hootchie, I'm going to yell Hootch! That's your signal." God love 'im, Jay can smell a hootchie-mama a mile away.
Jay tells Sharaun that her posing is "convaluted," but she doesn't know what that means. Jeebus H. Fierce-adellic Christ, PICK UP A BOOK, LADIES!!!
Samantha is... I can't read my handwriting. Lauren is Education. Nikeysha is Cloning. Would someone please tell me which political party is running on the Cloning platform? I need to vote for them. A solitary Bruce Campbell is just not enough Bruce for this world.
Tyra Mail! Someone's going home! I've got my list!
At Panel, Tyra gives a lecture on voting... and then segues right into prizes! Elite Modeling Agency, Seventeen Magazine, Cover Girl.
Marjorie's nerves are obvious, but her film was all good, and her photo is "divine."
Sharaun "loves to spread her legs." HA!
Clarks photos are "all the same." Elina is very sexy but "needs more neck."
Nakeysha's legs look awful, and she's got nothing but excuses. Uh-uh, honey -- no one argues with Tyra.
Samantha looks "healthy." Wow. That's kind of a backhanded compliment, no?
Analeigh is "strong."
And there's two girls who are "fierce" and "powerful and proud." But I don't know who they are. Husband was talking at me while I was watching and taking notes. What was he thinking?!?!
There was no discussion of Hannah's photo, only this exchange between her and Tyra:
"Is that a headband?"
"Yes."
"Take it off."
"Okay."
"It's too Gossip Girl."
"I love that show!"
"Oh my God, me, too!"
Weird. Deliberations!
Sheena looks "cute."
McKey's photo is "amazing," but her film "was a mess" until she started with the boxing poses. But she can't always pose like she's about to kick the photographer's ass, so she'd better learn some new material.
Lauren Brie looks like "an angel." I'm not seeing it. I think she's homely. And has a stupid name.
Isis "nails it." The judges whip out their spoons and hot fudge sauce and start eating her up. They say they can see the story behind the photo, and she's just beautiful. And they're right. Ironically, the bitches talking smack to her behind the booth probably helped create the "story" that the judges are now fawning over, so the joke is on them! I love her.
"J'adore Majorie," say the judges. As do I.
Elina takes a great photo.
Samantha needs a boy haircut to make her edgey cuz she's too commercial. Can't wait for the makeover episode!
Clark has the "worst photo of the bunch." I'm hoping that Clark gets a buzz cut, and then gets sent home right away. All for naught, little bitchy-witchy!
Joslyn is... good, I guess. I wasn't paying attention. Hannah is "a mess."
Sheena has "a rockin' body." McKey is "a knock-out."
Isis is "fantastic." The judges all agree that "she's a model." And more importantly? She's "smart." I'll bet Isis has read a book or two.
The girls are called back in to get their photos. As a new twist, the first girl called will get her photo digitally displayed on a screen in the house, so she can rub all the other girls' noses in it all week. And it's Marjorie! Wheeeeeeee!
Isis is called second. And everyone is called but Sharaun and Nikeysha because Sharaun is an idiot, and Nikeysha has already given up.
But Nikeysha gets her photo because arrogance is just bad manners, and Sharaun stupidly displayed hers in front of Nigel. Tsk tsk, Sharaun. She leaves sobbing.
I love it when the conceited chicks get their comeuppance.
Next week: Benny Ninja. Ick.
Comments
I wished Clark would have been in the bottom two - she's a beeotch! I'm liking Isis and I think she took good pictures. I'm surprised Beta Jay let the others heckle her, usually he's good about calling the cats back.
Posted by: Hope at September 8, 2008 09:26 AM