November 28, 2008

To the Poor Doggies

After posting photos of the vintage light-up Santa (that I got from Garrance), my dear, sweet, elderly mother sent me the following threatening email:

Please tell Stella and Daisy that if I could (and believe me, I REALLY can't), I would come over and toss that ugly, plastic red person out on its tush. It is an abomination to subject those cute, innocent pups to that hideous fake person.

Is your love and respect for them fading? Has your love gone to other animals we don't yet know about? Please, in God's name, put that thing in the basement or the shed, or at the curb before it does something to their psyche.

Tell them Gramma still loves them and hopes you will get your mind back and let them be happy dogs again. If you don't fix this, I'll have to take this up with MR. Wenchie, and you know what a hard-ass he can be.

All my Love, Mommie Dearest

My favorite part is that she thinks I ever had any respect for my dogs.

Posted on November 28, 2008 10:18 AM

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Posted by: Mickey at December 1, 2008 03:21 AM

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