December 03, 2008
My Next Move
As I looked over my cubicle wall and out the window (I have to stand on tiptoe to do this) at the falling snow, I thought I should maybe read my horoscope to see how my commute home will be.
Wouldn't it be nice if horoscopes were really that specific? This is mine for today:
You have been introducing more spontaneity into your life, and all signs point to this being a good move. Sure, it may have encouraged more unexpected outbursts from friends, but no real drama. Nothing you need to concern yourself about. They might be having a tough time adjusting to the new you, but you are loving the increased positive energy and the unpredictability of your life right now. So keep on changing and keep people guessing about what your next move might be.
Spontaneity? Really? Those of you who know me personally are laughing your asses off.
Yesterday, I spontaneously took a two-hour nap. I didn't mean to. I meant to take a 45-minute nap. But NO! Unpredictable minx that I am, I slept until it was dark outside! Take THAT, societal conventions! I'm CRAAAAAAAAAAAZY!
Increased positive energy? Huh. That's what must be causing my headache. There's just no outlet for all this positive energy! My head is going to explode and white-hot sparks will shoot out and turn into faries! All this positive energy cannot be contained in human form! I am going to morph into something other-worldly! I AM ASCENDING!!!!!!!!
Wondering what my next mind-blowing, supernatural move will be? Probably Chinese chicken salad for dinner instead of leftover taco salad. Lemme tell ya, Husband will not be expecting that!