December 01, 2008
Snoopy Was Never This Annoying
I was eating dinner in front of the t.v. in the basement last night (because that's the classy kind of white trash that I am), when Stella came downstairs and put her head on my knee.
Stella: Mom. It's dinner time. Feed us.
PW: Oh, it's after 6:00, isn't it?
Stella: Fourteen minutes after 6:00.
PW: I'm coming up.
Daisy: [at the top of the stairs] Mom! Feed us! Mom! Mom! Feed us!
PW: What'd you do -- send Stella down to get me?
Daisy: Du-u-uh. I don't do stairs.
PW: Stella is not your bitch! She's my bitch! You're both my bitches!
Daisy: You just like saying bitch, don't you?
PW: I really do.
Stella: Daddy hates it when you swear.
PW: Even better.
Daisy: Less talky, more scoopy.
Comments
I think it's cute that they bug you for dinner. When I feed Lucy she just says, "This crap again, Mom? Just let me outside so I can eat some rabbit poo."
Posted by: Billi at December 3, 2008 08:28 AM