January 27, 2009
In Lieu of Me Actually Writing Something
Ladies and gentlemen, I present... my mother.
These are actual emails from my biggest fan. The titles are her subject lines.
LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT , Oh Shit. Who am I kidding?
January 9
Just a note to let you know that the old guy and I are keeping up with the snow. He yields a mean snow-thrower when the mood strikes him. We may ask your help if we get 8 inches.
Love, Mommie Dearest
P. S. Do they fine you if you use obscenities online? OOOOOOOps
"The old guy" is my father. She probably even calls him this to his face. Doesn't matter -- he's deaf.
I love the P.S. Does she really think I'd still have a house if there were fines for online obscenities?!
Wha Happened?
January 13
I just got 3 e-mails from Garrance that were meant to be on my FaceBook place. How did that happen? You know it doesn't take much to confuse me.
Love, Mommie
I have three words -- "my FaceBook place." BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
from your MOTHER
January 26
If you aren't going to blog on a regular basis, will you please let me know? I get so disappointed when I search for your ramblings and find nothing. This is a big letdown for me.
Did we regular readers do something to annoy you? Do you think we are not intelligent enough to comprehend all your writings? Please let me know if there's anything I can do to get you going again.
Love, You-Know-Who
Yep, my biggest fan.
See, Mom? This is what happens when you complain to the blogger -- YOU get to be the Guest Blogger!!! Mwah ha haaaaaa!
Comments
I think it is uber, uber cool that your mom knows about and supports your blog. My mother would have, successively, a stroke, an anuerysm, and a heart attack if she found out about my blog, and then she would disown me. Of course, the disowning would come after she belittled my writing and made fun of me. So, kudos to you. And your mom.
Posted by: elle at January 30, 2009 11:19 AM