February 19, 2009
I May Even Love My Phone More Than My Coach Purse
Hold on to your pants, ladies and gentlemen! I'm about to haul you into the twenty-first century at warp speed!
All the photos that you will see here today...
WERE TAKEN WITH MY PHONE!!!
I know, right? It's incredible!!!
Wait. What? Okay, yes, fine, shit on my animal crackers. It's been done before. I know. But it hasn't been done by me, and therefore, it hasn't been done to this level of atristry. So just shut up and humor me.
This is my meal at Smoque. Notice the way the sunlight glints off the tender chunks of meat.
The cole slaw is a little washed out, but in my defense, the sun was really bright. Yes, I felt like a person who had only recently left the sanctuary of her cave, taking a photo of my food. But such is my dedication to photo journalism!
This is my new work cubicle!
Yes, it looks like every other damn cubicle on the planet, but it's the first cubicle that I've been able to do with as I please in over two years, so it's exciting to me. You know how I do so love my decor! Can't wait until Christmas!!!
Okay, these are the weiners that Heather wrapped for my most recent Movie Night. Yes, when Heather arrives early and makes me leave the warmth of my home to pick up her happy ass at the L station, I put her to work.
Now, I know that there's nothing particularly interesting about Heather's weiners, but I took that photo so that I could show it to you in contrast to this one...
These are Heather's idea of crescent rolls. Apparently, I need to get Heather one of those Fischer Price balls with the differently shaped holes and the corresponding blocks because she has forgotten what a crescent looks like.
So, so very sad. But I hear she makes a mean salad dressing!
And in the time-honored tradition of the best being saved for last, I offer you Pig and Elk.
These are our latest purchases from The Frykman Gallery in Door County, lit by the cold, winter sun of Fish Creek.
When I saw the tiny pig, I squealed like... well, a pig. And Husband was like, "We're buying the pig, aren't we." There was no way I was leaving without it. You can't be sad while looking at that pig!
We got the elk because we already have a bear and couldn't afford the moose. We are currently saving up for a Santa in a Plane.
And that concludes our tour of Crap I Have Stored In My Phone. Tune in next time for Crap I Have Stored In My Camera!
Comments
to be fair? I had to wrap cheese in those stupid roll things. and I'd never rolled a crescent before!!!!!!!and....oh whatever. I suck at all the cool stuff.
Posted by: heather at February 19, 2009 09:47 AM