June 03, 2009
Must Love Dogs
In perusing the job ads on Craigslist, I came across the following creepiness:
Personal Assistant needed to work closely with stressed account executive. The ideal candidate needs to have excellent computer skills and be proficient in MS Office components especially excel and power point. Will need to anticipate and be attentive to the needs of this exec as well as willing and able to relieve pressure related to day to day stress of business. The situation requires the applicant to be flexible and open minded. The ideal candidate should have:* Energetic/Friendly Personality
* A professional but intimate demeanor
* Attractive and fashionable appearance
* Excellent communication skills (written and oral)
* Knowledge of Microsoft Office Products
Respond with Resume and Photo
Anyone with a brain can see that this guy is looking for a secretary to diddle. Knowledge of Microsoft Office comes AFTER "attractive" and "intimate?" Ick. I will not be applying.
Found another ad that looked very promising, until I read: You must also like animals, as we have a dog.
Really? I "must" like ALL animals? What if I don't like cats and birds, but I like dogs, meerkats and owls? Can I still work there? I already hate these people.
Do I have to LIKE your dog in order to work there? What if it's annoying? Can't I just promise not to kick it? Or must I pet it and let it drool on me? What if I pet the boss and let him drool on me? Is that a fair trade?
Will I be required to WALK said dog? Pick up its poop? Does it bark incessantly?
What kind of dog? Is it old? Is it incontinent? Is there hope of it dying soon? If it eats my purse, will you buy me a new one? Even if it's Coach?
Is the dog required to like all humans in order to be there? Can I bring MY dogs?
Yes, I have dogs. Yes, in general, I like dogs. But I do not now, nor have I ever required anyone to like them, pet them or find them adorable.
Can the dog in question sign for packages and cover the phone when I'm in the bathroom? I'd like to see the dog's resume before we discuss my salary.
Comments
Wow, that first one is classy. I'd totally apply.
Posted by: Hope at June 3, 2009 04:29 PM