June 10, 2009
Weird Science
IT'S ALIVE!
I have created... L I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I F E !!!!!!!!!!!
It's my little mini pot of basil seeds that I bought in the dollar section at Target and planted and watered and GREW!
L I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I F E !!!!!!!!!!!
Screw you, Jeebus! I can make food from nothing, too!
And when it's full grown, I'm going to pluck it from its stem, put it between bread with tomatos and fresh mozzarella, and stick it in the sammich press!
L U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U N C H!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh. Sure. Husband grew this.
But he was raised on a farm, which means that he's a big cheater-show-off-poopie-pants.
"Oh, lookit me! I know which plants grow in the shade and which grow in the sun! I'm so special! I know how to arrange things so they look nice together!"
Whatever. He can make his own damn sammich.