July 08, 2009

Loud 'n' Proud!

Top Ten Most Awesome Things About the Gay Pride Parade

10. Drinking before noon. On the street.

9. Leather. Leather. Leather.

The only men who look good on overalls are gay men.

8. Hot, mostly-naked men, smiling and waving at me.

7. Gay Republicans -- "Big dicks. Small government."

Land of Lincoln.

6. No kids running into the street.

5. Naughty Catholic Schoolgirl Dykes on Bikes!

4. Hott line-dancing cowboys!

Windy City Cowboys!

3. Did I mention the leather?

2. Assless naughty catholic schoolgirl skirt.

A cool summer treat!

And the number one most awesome thing about the Pride Parade?

1. My date.

Heather!

Posted on July 8, 2009 02:04 PM

Comments

you will note that I'm pretending not to be sucking my gut with every muscle in my entire body, there....

(also? Aww. love you, too!!!!)

Posted by: heather at July 8, 2009 05:00 PM

WOW!!! That's one gorgeous date :)

Posted by: Hope at July 9, 2009 04:05 PM

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