August 21, 2009
Blogging Anniversary Gifts
It's been three days since I announced my Five Year Blogging Anniversary, and I have yet to arrive home to find my mailbox stuffed with congratulatory gifts. So I know what you're thinking -- "What do I get someone for such a landmark blogging anniversary?" Your prayers are answered, my friends. I'm here to help.
Wenchie's Hallmark-Approved* Guide to Blogging Anniversary Gifts
One Year
Traditional: Paper
Modern: Plastic/Clock
Blogging: Mousepad with nerdy blogging joke on it.
Two Years
Traditional: Cotton
Modern: China
Blogging: Chinese Food (I like Kung Pao Chicken!).
Three Years
Traditional: Leather
Modern: Flowers
Blogging: Pink, flowered wrist-braces.
Four Years
Traditional: Flowers
Modern: Linen/Silk
Blogging: O*P*I nail polish in "I Told You Not To Blog About Me" red.
Five Years
Traditional: Wood
Modern: Silverware
Blogging: Tiny, wooden hand (you have to scroll down to the photo to begin understanding the significance of the tiny, wooden hand).
And just so you're prepared for next August 18...
Six Years
Traditional: Candy
Modern: Iron
Blogging: 3 lb. tub of Naylor Buttermints. (Why do they even bother with 9 oz. packages? More sugar = better blogs!)
* Hallmark may or may not have actually approved this list.
Comments
Butter mints are nasty. Can I send you something that's actually tasty?
Posted by: Hope at August 21, 2009 02:43 PM
You can always send me something tastey! Good Lord, woman, you even have to ask?!
And Husband thought buttermints were gross, too. UNTIL HE TASTED THESE. Now I have to hide them.
Posted by: Wenchie at August 21, 2009 03:47 PM