August 13, 2009
Commercials I Hate
The One Where People Describe Colors of Paint with Music
I wouldn't want any of that music in my house. Jazz, classical -- UCK! Don't they have some paint that sounds like the Beatles' "Rubber Soul" album? I'd use that in my basement, which currently sounds like the theme song to "Sanford & Son."
The One with the Tagline "Building a Smarter Planet"
Well, it's about time we humans engineered a smarter planet because Earth is just a moron! Seriously, it's embarassing. I was at an intergallactic conference, and at the opening icebreaker, everyone was like, "I'm from Venus!" "I'm from the Dog Star!" And I was like, "Yeah, um, I'm from Earth." Nothing but awkward stares.