August 24, 2009
The Celebration Continues
Tomorrow is the One Week Anniversary of My Five Year Blogging Anniversary! Yeah, I'm almost as tired of it as you are. But I still thought it would be fun to look back on the PW.org subheadings from previous years.
(You'll note that the lists starts in 2005, although I actually started blogging in 2004. That's because I was originally found on LiveJournal. I didn't start the subheadings until Heather created this site for me in 2005. Little bit o' Wenchie trivia there for ya. I'll take Crappy, Pointless Blogs for $500, Alex.)
2005
I can't make this stuff up, folks.
Soccer Moms Tied & Gagged
On my cPanel, I saw that this is what someone Googled, which brought them to my site. I don't know why.
Home of the Hashbrown Sammich
From a sign outside a restaurant in Wisconsin.
The Salty Pirate Verb
No idea.
Now on the Pirate Party Menu - Lean Cuisines!
God went on vacation and left me in charge!
"Turtle Head" is the new VAGINA!
What the -- ?
Hooliganism, Debauchery & Shenanigans
On the top of Santa's Shit List
2006
Practically a Lady
This is what my cousin Ramone calls me.
on the top of the Worst Dressed List
Not Your Average Smelly Pirate Hooker
When she was good, she was very good; and when she was bad, she was horrid!
From a poem my Grandma used to recite to me. I have no idea why.
Nobody puts Wenchie in a corner!
a.k.a. Alice in WonderBra
2007
W is for Wayward, Winsome & Wry
Only tested on animals that aren't cute.
Searching for the purple banana 'til they put me in the truck.
You should know this one.
Always in The Bottom Two
Ask not for whom the Wench blogs. She blogs for thee.
You'll never see a more wretched hive of scum and villiany.
This one, too.
In her satin tights! Fighting for our rights!
Name that theme song!
When the Wench is out a-wooing, who can woo so well?
Lifted from "Sighing Softly to the River" from "Pirates of Penzance." It's actually quite a beautiful and underrated ballad.
The jig is up, the news is out -- they finally found me.
We sing a love song, as we stroll along, walkin' 'round in ruffled underwear!
2008
But you can call me Wenchie.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful; there are so many better reasons.
The morals of a Shark, the ethics of a Swine, and the Blackest soul this side of Hell
I forget where this is from...
Putting the Fool in Tomfoolery
Providing 100% of the U.S. RDA of Vagina
Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come complete?
Your Own Personal Jeebus (reach out & touch blog)
Rock on, Depeche Mode!
I don't need permission, make my own decisions -- that's my per-blog-ative!
I mis-quote a lot of songs, apparently.
Bloggin' around the Christmas tree, it's a happy va-jay-jay!
2009
Your Favorite Social Disease
Ev'ry time I see you falling, I get down on my knees and blog.
Is this also Depeche Mode?
Payin' anything to roll the dice just one more time.
Now loitering on a Facebook page near you.
The Unexamined Life
I'm a snogger. I'm a flogger. I'm a midnight blogger.
I am NOT a Role Model
Come for the breasts, stay for the brains!
A quote from "The Big Bang Theory," my new favorite show.
Well, that brings us up to date. Nothing more to see here. Move along, folks.
Comments
I'm so glad I got you connected with Big Bang. Season 2 is great!
Posted by: JB at August 25, 2009 04:51 PM