November 24, 2009
Drawing the Line
Wenchie at work: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
PhD Boss: What's so funny?
PW: My friend just texted me a photo of herself in a cowboy hat, rhinestone belt, and the whore-y-est shirt I've ever seen.
PhD: Is she hott?
PW: She's totally hott.
PhD: Is she single?
PW: You can't have her.
PhD: What?
PW: She's mine, and you can't have her.
PhD: You won't introduce me?
PW: Absolutely not.
PhD: Why?
PW: Okay. Scenario one: you guys date, you break her heart, I'm forced to hate you. Scenario two: you guys date, she breaks your heart, I have to hear you whine about it. Scenario three: you guys date, you get married, I puke.
PhD: ...
PW: So you see my point.
PhD: You think I whine?