December 01, 2009
O.C.D. Scorpios Beware!
Today's horoscope has me PANICKING!!!
If they see any errors, don't be defensive -- just fix what needs to be fixed and be grateful you caught it in time. It won't take very much of your time to double-check your to-do list, and it might even pay to have someone else look it over for you just in case. Run your info by someone you trust, preferably a friend or close family member. If you don't take the time to cover all of your bases now, a tiny little detail could come back and bite you later.
Are you kidding me?! How can they be so non-chalant about "run your info by someone you trust" and "a tiny little detail could come back and bite you?" Thank you, Yahoo, for sending this anal-retentive water sign into a total tailspin. You ruined my morning. Bastards.
While I was getting ready this morning, I made a list of things I need to do and errands I need to run tomorrow.
WHAT IF I'M FORGETTING SOMETHING AND I PISS OFF SOMEONE WHO IS DEPENDING ON ME FOR SOMETHING???
Immediately upon arriving at work, I made a list of all the stores I need to visit at Woodfield.
WHAT IF I SKIP A STORE AND NEED TO GO BACK?! TO WOODFIELD! IN DECEMBER, FOR GAWD'S SAKE!
You see what this is doing to me? And just now, I emailed myself three more reminders. And wrote one on my hand. Because, yeah, tomorrow is pretty much my last day on earth, and I want to make sure that Jeebus doesn't have to look at dog hair on my floors when the rapture comes. He didn't die so that I could forget a Christmas gift for my nephew!
What if I run around all day, and tomorrow night, as I'm falling asleep, I remember one more thing I should have done? The whole day will be RUINED! All that effort for NOTHING!
Oh who am I kidding? I'm not falling asleep. Ever again.