February 01, 2010
The Giving Never Stops
Your green nail polish is waiting for you, Miss V. Whenever shall I see you again?
It's called "Lime Lights!"
And because Miss V. loves dark humor...
At work, Alpha has been trying to to figure out what gifts Head Boss should bring on his tour of all the important world religious leaders next month. (No, I'm totally serious. Head Boss has met ALL of Jeebus' rock stars. Yes, they let me work with important, holy people. Can you believe it?!)
For the Pope's gift, I suggested, "a nice burning-heretic-scented candle."
And then I remembered that Alpha is Catholic.
D'oh!
Hey, at least I didn't suggest one that smells like a boys' locker room. Because THAT would've been over the edge.
Comments
Yippee!!
Awesome.
This post had me spitting pop all over my desk.
HIlarious.
Soon, dear Wenchie, soon.
Posted by: Vicki at February 1, 2010 11:15 AM
If doubt, give booze.
Posted by: Hope at February 1, 2010 01:38 PM