February 25, 2010
Latter, Dude
This has been The Week Of Bizarre Questions at work. We really need to take our phone number off our website. Often, I just cluck my tongue and forward them on to the person least unqualified to deal with it.
Wednesday afternoon's email, however, deserved some special attention. Lucky for Billi, she happened to be on I.M. at the time.
PW: dude, you will love this.
PW: we have an "info" email where people can direct general Jeebus-related questions.
PW: this one got forwarded to my dept.
PW: "My favorite nephew has married a lady who is of the Latter Day Saints. If she is still a member of LDS when she dies, would she still go to heaven to be with God and nephew?"
B: OMG
PW: isn't that hilarious?
B: That's insane.
PW: welcome to my job.
[For those of you stalking me and trying to figure out where I work, you may assume that I do not work for the Latter Day Saints. Not that I wouldn't -- they just haven't made the right offer, yet.]
B: Just write back and say, "no, she's going to hell."
PW: actually, I'm tempted to say, "She's going to heaven. YOU're the one going to hell for questioning it, bitch!"
B: Ha! She'll go to pergatory, because she's too stupid to follow the light!
Comments
Pure gold.
Posted by: Lori at February 25, 2010 12:41 PM