March 02, 2010
Easter Pastels & Lasagna Blues
Yes, I know it's Lent. How do I know? Because of all the annoying people at work who have given up
a. chocolate,
b. desserts,
c. carbination, and/or
d. caffiene
and won't shutthefuckup about it.
Hey, martyrs. I once read a thing called The Bible, and it says that, when you fast, you're not supposed to eat ash or rend your garments or complain all damn day about how much you want what you gave up. You didn't hear Jeebus bitching in the dessert, did you?!
[If a savior bitches in the middle of the dessert, does he make a sound?]
So, yeah, it's Lent, but I'm going to blog about Easter anyway because it's prettier than Lent and involves actual baskets full of chocolate.
I went to Target at lunch and then IMed Heather afterwards.
PW: god, there was so much pastel Eastery goodness at Target!
PW: I was bewitched!
PW: because I am gay
H: adorably so.
H: didn't see any high-waisted alexander mcqueen skirts, perchance/
PW: um, didn't look
PW: there were BUNNIES
H: ha.
PW: seriously
PW: cute bunnies
PW: like cute RUSTIC bunnies
PW: on tan canvas with muted pastel flowers and butterflies
PW: needless to say, I spent $50 on cute Easter shit
H: you're adorable, have I told you that often enough?
PW: awwwwwwww, am I rustic-pastel-bunny adorable?
H: yes, yes you are!
PW: so there's leftover food here AGAIN
PW: and I put some lasagna on my plate
PW: and then some salad because people were probably watching and judging
PW: and then I saw...
PW: PIZZA BREAD!
PW: like, pizza foccacia bread!
PW: and I was like "fuck this lasagna and salad! MORE PIZZA BREAD!"
PW: but I coudln't put back what I already took
PW: so now I'm gonna have to discreetly dump this and go get more pizza bread
H: ha.
H: I would totally dump it right there in front of people.
PW: there weren't even people in the room
PW: that's how lame I am
PW: I just felt like, it would be my luck for me to be putting it back, and someone would walk in
And then the conversation ended awkwardly when Heather disappeared from I.M.
Kinda like now.
Comments
it should be noted that I am craving the Gaultier Sundresses now. I have moved on from the mcqueen. just saying.
Posted by: heather at March 3, 2010 01:46 AM
1. I'm going to Target, I need rustic bunnies.
2. I gave up Dunkin Donuts for Lent. They are losing a shit ton of $$ because of it. I dream about the "time to make the donuts" man.
3. I aspire to be as cute as you and Heather. Sigh.
Posted by: Vicki at March 3, 2010 11:43 AM