March 04, 2010
Say Yes to Crack
My new BFF's name is Carole.
I don't know who she is or where she lives, or why in the hell she reads my blog (I'm pretty sure she's not a friend of my Mom), but Carole read one of the top ten best websites of all time -- Go Fug Yourself -- and recognized a Wenchie shout-out!
AND?! Carole emailed it to me! Which is more than the rest of you sad sacks ever do!
I'm mentioned in the same paragraph as Courtney Love and Raging Conjunctivitis! It's a dream come true! (For the full article -- and full photo -- go here.)
Pirate Wench: Inspiring celebrities since 2005!
I could not be more pleased. Or cracked out. And now, Carole and I are gonna go to Macy's and try on couture dresses that we have no intention of buying.