November 05, 2010
Five Things I Miss About High School
1. Homeroom. What a great way to start the day. A little down time, a little socialization. You were at school, but not quite in school, yet. It kind of eased you into your day. What a great idea.
2. Concert Choir. What a luxury -- to sing for an hour and twenty minutes every day! Bliss! My voice and my sight-reading were both in such great shape. *sigh* *pine*
3. A locker. Ah, my first piece of real estate. Private, secure, lots of patio space. My locker was nice and tidy, of course. You could decorate it any way you wanted. Friends would drop notes to you there. It was like owning a teensy-tiny house without all the suck of rent or a mortgage.
4. Drakkar Noir. How come no one wears Drakkar anymore? Well, it's probably for the best because I would rape any guy who wore it within five miles of me. That would be awkward, huh? Getting on the elevator with PhD Boss. "Is that Drakkar you're wearing...?" Yeah, best leave that in the past.
5. Study Hall. Heavens to Betsy! An entire period dedicated to getting stuff done! So that I didn't have to do it after school! That'd be like if they gave us 45 minutes at work every day to schedule appointments, shop online, call our Moms, and look for recipes!
I know, I know -- you can't believe I didn't include My Metabolism and Eighteen-Year Old Guys. Sure, those things were nice, but more than that, I just miss time.
[This post brought to you by another unproductive Friday afternoon.]
Comments
Drakkar.......make that Obsession for Men and I'd be a goner in any elevator as well.
Posted by: Diane Schmidt at November 6, 2010 08:19 AM
Well when you put it that way...
Posted by: Stacey at November 7, 2010 05:48 PM