February 28, 2011
Don't Make Faces
Random Lady at Work: I cannot stop eating these seaweed snacks from Trader Joe's!
PW: You're eating seaweed on purpose?
RLaW: They're really good! C'mon -- try one!
PW: Ew! Seaweed isn't food. Unless you're a manatee. Seaweed is what people eat when they are trapped on a deserted island, and their only choice is to die or eat seaweed, so they eat the seaweed, but they're still thinking about just letting themselves die of starvation because they are eating seaweed.
RLaW: ... My mom always told me that, when someone offers you something you don't want to eat, you just say, "No, thank you," and don't make faces or noises.
PW: Well, I felt like you needed more information. For your own sake.
Comments
You ooze class.
Posted by: Hope at February 28, 2011 06:16 PM