November 05, 2011
Eyeroll-Pologie
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the rolicking good times of the October 2011 Anthropologie catalogue.
"What a lovely day for navigating mossy, seaweed-covered rocks in our $1,120 outfits!"
"Are you wearing $1,120? Damn. I only thought to wear $540. I'm just mortified."
"As am I."
"A single ill-advised step on these trecherous rocks, and surely we will plummet to our deaths."
"How very droll."
"And I said, 'Mummy, for $348, this poncho had sure as shit better be waterproof!' I mean, really! As if I don't know how to dress for a day of fly fishing!"
"I think these $450 fur booties are just the thing for our driving expedition, wouldn't you agree, Penelope?"
"Quite! Except that I now feel positively shabby in my $170 frock. Good thing I thought to throw on this $170 necklace! Are you coming with, Susan?"
"I'd love to join you girls, but I've decided to single-handedly manage a sailboat in my $130 wool tweed pencil skirt!"
"Would you be a dear and help me up? I seem to have fallen off my three-and-a-half inch heels."
"This magical circle of rocks will protect me from the native Estonians, from whom I have stolen my skirt."
"Why, someone built a ring of silly rocks! Whatever can they be for, Lady Kennsington?"
"Oh, do shut up, Judith. And where is the professor with our picnic?"
"After a day of frolicking 'round the coast, I'm so grateful to have our stark, dreary room to retire to."
I don't even know where to begin with the camel dress.
"I love not being outdoors."
Comments
Fashion mockery for the win! I particularly love the one about the native Estonians. (Though, as much as it pains me to say it, the knitwear in picture #2 is pretty cute.)
Posted by: Mickey at November 7, 2011 06:59 AM